Bell, Book, and Scandal

the name on the tip of her tongue for days. When she was loading the dishwasher, thinking about what she’d have for lunch, she had found herself shouting “Frederic Remington“ out of the blue.
    That time she’d nearly dropped the glass she was putting on the top shelf. And she’d scared Max and Meow half to death as they were weaving around her feet in hopes of her dropping food.
    She wouldn’t try to force whatever was puzzling her about Zac right now.
    “Are you ready?“ Shelley called out from the enormous parlor.
    “I am. What are the choices at the eighty-thirty session?“
    “I don’t remember,“ Shelley said as she was making sure the door to the suite had caught and locked. “Do you have that booklet they gave us with the schedule?“
    Jane looked in her book bag. “Nope. I must have left it on the bedside table.“
    “Then we’ll do our sit-where-we-can-escape deal.“
    The eight-thirty session turned out to be a combination of two things—neither one to their taste.
    The first was the speech that the allegedly boring speaker was supposed to give the day before except that Sophie Smith had usurped all his time. The other was another hit at grammar.
    Jane and Shelley slipped out.
    They went to the restaurant in the hotel and had coffee and luscious croissants with real butter and raspberry jam. “I’m glad I brought along my water pick,“ Jane said. “I don’t want to go to this interview with seeds stuck in my teeth.“
    Shelley glanced at her watch. “Only forty-five minutes from now. You’re ready, of course.“
    Jane just rolled her eyes and took another croissant and slathered it generously with butter and raspberry jam.
    When she went to Melody Johnson’s room, she discovered that it was a small suite. Melody had Jane’s outline spread out on the dining table. Jane pulled her copy of the outline out of her book bag and they sat down, Melody sitting at the side of the table and Jane at the head. It turned out, fortunately, that much of what they had each marked on the outline tallied almost exactly. They were both pleased.
    “Phew,“ Melody said. “I was afraid you were unaware that the mystery didn’t really start until three-quarters through the book. We’ve both moved pretty much the same bits of the plot further forward in the manuscript. I gave you my card earlier, didn’t I? Please send this to me as soon as you finish the revisions.“
    “I’m glad you didn’t see the whole thing. I forgot bathrooms in the description of the house and then researched it to death and put in far too many details about bathrooms at the time the book is set,“ Jane said. “That’s one of the most valuable bits of advice I’ve learned here. To do a lot of research and then use only the unusual parts that most people wouldn’t know about. All I’m keeping is the part about the cisterns on the roofs that were used to collect the water for flushing.“
    “Really? That is interesting.“
    They both gathered up their papers and shook hands. Melody said, “You do realize I’m not promising anything. The marketing people sometimes take a great dislike to something an editor likes enormously, and they have more clout than editors do.“
    “That’s another thing I’ve learned here,“ Jane said. “I’m so glad I came to this conference and glad, too, to have met you.“
    Jane had spent quite a long time with Melody Johnson, and when she went in search of Shelley, Shelley reminded her that Chester Griffith’s ten-thirty talk started in only five minutes. This was one seminar Jane had really wanted to hear. He was the bookseller that Felicity had told them about who knew virtually everything about women mystery writers and liked their work better than hard-boiled men’s books.
    “You can tell me all about your interview with Ms. Johnson after the talk. I want to hear it, too,“ Shelley said.
    They hurried to find good seats close to the front. The speech was, indeed, fascinating. Chester not only could quote from almost every book he’d ever read, but he’d also learned what Jane had learned: Do your research and don’t bore listeners and readers by telling them what they already know.
    Jane and Shelley both took copious notes. He mentioned several authors he highly recommended that neither woman had read. It would mean one more trip to the booksellers’ room, specifically to Mr. Griffith’s booth before it was out of those books.
    Jane whispered to Shelley, “The