Bite Me

looking atwhere the ship used to be, realizing that the future was fucking ginormously huge. Like the abyss, only, you know, with better lighting.
    And I’m all, “So what now, cornflakes?”
    Then he’s all, “I think I’ll write a book.”

About the Author
    C HRISTOPHER M OORE is the author of eleven previous novels: Fool, You Suck, A Dirty Job, The Stupidest Angel, Fluke, Lamb, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, Island of the Sequined Love Nun, Bloodsucking Fiends, Coyote Blue, and Practical Demonkeeping . He invites readers to e-mail him at [email protected].
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A LSO BY C HRISTOPHER M OORE
    Fool
    You Suck
    A Dirty Job
    The Stupidest Angel
    Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
    Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
    The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
    Island of the Sequined Love Nun
    Bloodsucking Fiends
    Coyote Blue
    Practical Demonkeeping

Copyright
    This book is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents, and dialogue are drawn from the author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
    BITE ME . Copyright © 2010 by Christopher Moore. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
    Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data has been applied for.
    EPub Edition © February 2010 ISBN: 978-0-06-198616-1
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