Fear of Frying

the government. I’m sure glad Liz Flowers wasn’t the principal when hewas in school. He took one of the district’s first computer classes and had great `fun.’ It turned him around, gave him an interest in something healthy that led to better grades and a career.”
    Jane thought about mentioning that this was exactly what Liz was advocating, entertainment that was also useful, but decided it wouldn’t go down well with Eileen in her current cranky mood—which she’d already blamed on them.
    “What about Marge and Sam? Do they have children in the school district?”
    Eileen shook her head. “No, they don’t have kids. I think they both wanted them, but it never happened and Sam had a real prejudice about adopting, being adopted himself and all.“
    “He’s not happy about it?“ Shelley asked.
    “He is, that’s the weird thing. But he wasn’t adopted as a little baby. He was in foster care until he was four or five or so. He won’t talk about it, but it must have been miserable. You’d think being taken out of that situation and being treated like a little god by adoptive parents would make him feel just the opposite.“
    “They favored him?“ Jane asked.
    “Do they ever! He was a good student, never in any trouble, and when he started the car business, he did it on his own. Got a bank loan. Never asked for a cent from them. I didn’t know him then, of course, and he’s never said, but I’ve always thought it was because the very thought of owing them money would have been awful. Anyway, they thought it was great. Still can’t stop talking about it. Oh, rats, I’ve gotten away from them and I’m still letting them get on my nerves. That’s dumb.“
    “How does Marge manage with them?“ Shelley asked. “She doesn’t seem to have—how can I say this nicely?—your ‘backbone.’ “
    “She manages fine. For that reason. Or maybe she’s really stronger than I am. I don’t know. She just does what they want her to, and goes on her way without getting her knickers in a twist. The minute somebody tells me what to do, I’m fighting it—even if I’d like to do it. Marge just goes with the flow. No nerves at all.”
    Jane thought about this assessment for a moment. It was pretty much what Shelley had told her, too. But her own limited acquaintance with Marge didn’t bear it out.
    “She was certainly nervous last night. Early in the evening, I mean,“ Jane added hastily, not wanting to bring the subject back to the disappearing body. “She nearly had hysterics over seeing someone in the window the first night, and at the campfire dinner she was as jumpy as a cat.”
    Eileen considered this. “Yeah, I guess you’re right. But that was unusual. I guess it’s just being in strange surroundings or something. I don’t think she really likes this outdoorsy stuff. Wild animals and things. I’m not crazy about it either, but it doesn’t scare me.”
    Her voice had slowed and she was staring past Jane and Shelley. They turned to see what she was looking at.
    Marge and Sam had come into the dining room, arm in arm. They were whispering to each other and smiling. Marge’s fair face was flushed. Her tidy hair was slightly disarranged. She looked girlish and very happy.
    “She doesn’t look nervous today,“ Shelley said. Eileen grinned. “No, she looks like a woman who just had a good bang.”
    After a few seconds of stunned silence, Eileen went on, “I can hardly believe it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen them even touch each other, much less act... romantic. Amazing.”
    She started laughing. “Maybe all they’ve needed all these years was for Sam to get a bump on the head to make their marriage perfect. I might try that on John. Excuse me, please.”
    She got up and went to greet her brother-in-law and his happy wife.
    Shelley and Jane stared at each other for a minute. “It could happen,“ Shelley said finally. “I suppose if I’d been told Paul was dead, and then found out he wasn’t, I’d have been hanging on to him for dear life.“
    “So instead of being lying—and possibly crazy—scum, you and I have become heroines. The ditsy ladies who saved an ordinary marriage and turned it into something deliriously wonderful?”
    Shelley cocked an eyebrow. “I think that’s overstating it a bit.“
    “I think it’s nonsense,“ Jane said. “There’s something going on here that has nothing to do with us. That man was dead last night, Shelley.“
    “Jane, as much