Mulch ado about nothing

thing.”
    The older man sitting at the back of the room was reading a copy of Modern Maturity. He closed the magazine and looked up at the others. “Hello. Glad to see other people here. I’ve really been looking forward to this class.”
    There was a faintly clanging noise in the hall and a fourth student arrived. A slightly heavy woman who looked to be in her mid-fifties, draped in layers of clattering beads, carrying a number of bags, and wearing clothes she must have had since the early seventies. Her neck and head were swathed in tie-dyed scarves. Pierced earrings made of a variety of feathers flapped at her ears. Copper bracelets banged against beaded bracelets and something looking like an old-fashioned charm bracelet. She carried a huge purse slung over her shoulder, a pack tied around her waist, and a violently colored canvas bag.
    “Hello, Hello! Oh!“ she bellowed as she spotted Jane and rushed over. “You poor darling! What have you done to yourself? A cast and everything. Are you in pain? Here, let me help you sit down and get the weight off that foot.“
    “No, no. I’m fine. Really. It doesn’t hurt very much at all,“ Jane said, alarmed by the attention.
    But her protestations did her no good. The woman dropped her purse and canvas bag on a chair, both of which instantly spilled out paperback books, most of which seemed to have the word “conspiracy“ in the title, pamphlets, paper napkins, three matchbooks, several flower seed packets, half a dozen colored pens, a sketchbook, more odd jewelry, prescription blanks, receipts, nail files, one very dirty gardening glove, a small wrench, a computer cord, a small box of Q-tips, and what looked like an adult-sized version of a child’s sippy cup half-full of a purple liquid.
    Ignoring the mess around her feet, she said, “Here, darling. Sit down. I’ll get you a chair to put your foot up and you’ll tell me how you did this to yourself. Ursula Appledorn at your service.”
    Jane was somewhat roughly thrust into a folding chair and Ursula grabbed her leg and plopped it on another chair, and pulled up yet another chair facing Jane and flung herself into it and leaned forward.
    “So?“ she said.
    “I tripped over a curbing,“ Jane said, thoroughly cowed.
    Ursula shook her head. “No, darling. There has to be more to the story. And if there isn’t, there should be. These things happen for a reason, you know. Everything is part of a vast chain of events that weaves us all together. Nice casting job, but a bit tight around the toes,“ she said, looking at Jane’s foot as she started gathering up her belongings from the floor.
    Jane cast a helpless look at Shelley, who just grinned and said, “I was with her and it was sheer clumsiness.“
    “But even so, there was a reason,“ Ursula insisted. “I was a nurse in ‘Nam,“ she added, as if this explained everything. “And I can tell you there’s a LOT the government is concealing. Why, the Denver airport alone—”
    Fortunately, two more people came into the room, and Ursula turned her attention to them, though less enthusiastically than when she’d spotted Jane.
    The first was a small, slim, precise woman with permed gray hair and a very upright carriage in a trim navy blue and white polka-dot dress. She glanced around at the small group, instinctively identified Stefan as the person in charge and said, “Is the class to take place?“ in a tone that suggested that a simple, straightforward answer was required. “I’m Martha Winstead,“ she said to those assembled. “Miss Martha Winstead and I’m signed up.”
    Stefan knew his place and when he’d met his match. “Yes, Miss Winstead. We’ve met before,“ he said obediently.
    Miss Winstead said, “Of course we have. “ She nodded curtly and sat down primly in the front, folding her small, somewhat knobby hands neatly over her handbag. Her exposed forearms were tan, but the hands were white. Apparently a gardener who always wore gloves.
    The man who followed her in obviously wasn’t with her. He was tall, wore serious spectacles, and had a professorial stoop that went with his leather-elbow-patched jacket. “You’re Eckert?“
    “Yessir. You must be Dr. Eastman. We’re all so glad you were able to interrupt your busy schedule to fill in for Ms. Jackson.“
    “While I was surprised you didn’t contact me first,“ he said, “I’ve known Julie for years and couldn’t refuse to fill in for her at this terrible