Not Dead Yet

of her favourite items!
    She had fought a fierce bidding war on eBay for it. Securing it with just five seconds to spare for £1,750. Money she could not afford. But she had to have it.
    Had to.
    Like everything else in this small semi, with the irritating street light outside that shone an amber glow every damned night into her bedroom.
    Anna had bought the house in daytime, six years ago. It had never occurred to her that street lights might be a problem. Gaiawould not have to put up with street lights keeping her awake, that was for sure.
    Anna had written to the council, written to the Argus , the West Sussex Gazette , the Sussex Express , the Mid Sussex Times , but no one had replied, no one had done a single damned thing about that street light. So she bought an air rifle, and shot the bulb out in the middle of the night. Two bloody workmen from the bloody council replaced it two bloody days later.
    But none of that mattered right now. All forgotten for the moment, because Gaia was coming to Brighton! And Anna had now found out where she was going to be staying. In the Presidential Suite of The Grand Hotel. Where else? They should have had an Empress Suite for her. She was the greatest, the queen of rock, the queen of the silver screen, the greatest star of all time. She was an empress! A truly Grand Empress! Returning to the city where she was born. Coming home to her roots. Coming to meet her number one fan!
    And Anna really was her number one fan. Everyone conceded that. Gaia herself had! One of her assistants had replied to one of her emails saying, Dear No 1 fan! And of course, all of the other Gaia fans like herself, who shared snippets of information on chatlines, by email, by Facebook and sometimes Twitter, yet who became deadly enemies in bidding wars on eBay, all of them conceded that, as of this moment in time, Anna had them beat. She had the biggest collection, by far.
    Number one.
    And the secret signals from Gaia confirming their special relationship.
    Secret fox!
    Gaia had millions of adoring fans. But how many owned one of just six Call Me Your Baby vinyls in the world? How many fans had paid £1,000 for the signed single, ‘Shady Babe’? How many fans had paid £2,500 for a single roll of her acid-free toilet paper? How many had gone to £16,000 against every other damned Gaia fan for a signed jacket Gaia had worn and thrown into the audience during the last night of her world tour?
    She had already been offered, and rejected, £25,000 for it.
    The world was full of Gaia fans. But just twenty-three of them, like herself, were hardcore, bidding on all and everything that came up. How many were willing to pay everything they had for the smallest trophy? Like the limited edition Corgi Mini car labelled Gaia World Tour Courtesy Car , which she had secured for a mere £500! Or the Gaia health tonic miniature Martini, a bargain at £375. And how many others did Gaia communicate with via coded signals? None, that was how many!
    She had spent over £275,000. That might be the equivalent of the earnings from one appearance by Gaia, but it was every penny she had in the world, and every penny she earned went towards this collection.
    She was Gaia’s number one fan, no question.
    That was why Gaia communicated with her. Their secret!
    Anna could barely contain her excitement. She was not only ticking off the days, she was ticking off the hours, minutes, and sometimes, when she got really excited, the seconds!
    ‘I love you, Gaia,’ she said. ‘I love you to death.’

14
    Roy Grace, followed by Glenn Branson, stepped out of the stench and din of the birds in the chicken shed, into the blustery sunshine, and breathed in the fresh air with relief.
    ‘Shit,’ Glenn said.
    ‘Good observation!’
    Glenn lowered his mask. ‘Foul play, I’d say.’
    Grace groaned. ‘That’s truly terrible, even by your standards.’
    ‘Sorry.’
    ‘I’d like you to be my deputy SIO on this. I’m going to get you sanctioned as a temporary Detective Inspector. Does that appeal?’
    ‘What’s the catch?’
    Grace grinned. ‘I have my reasons.’
    ‘Yeah, well, they’d better be good.’
    Grace patted him on the shoulder. ‘I know I can rely on you – you’ve done a good job on Operation Violin . ACC Rigg has noticed that.’
    Glenn’s face lit up. ‘He has?’
    ‘Yes – and I bigged you up on it. I have a feeling this case now could be a runner. Handle this well and it could count a lot in your