Notorious Nineteen

these graves you were talking about?”
    “There are three of them in this area. Two on this side of the road and one on the other.” I showed him my file picture of Geoffrey Cubbin. “I’m looking for this guy. If you find himhe’s mine, but I’ll give you his jewelry if he has any. The others are all yours.”
    “Sounds fair,” Simon said. “Let’s get to work.”
    “We’re going to hell for this,” Lula said. “This here’s sacrilegious or something. I’m pretty sure it’s a sin.”
    Thirty minutes into the dig Simon yelled out that he’d found something.
    “I think this might be your man,” he said. “Come take a look.”
    “I’m not looking,” Lula said. “I get nightmares about these things. I get chased by boogeymen all the time. Sometimes they look like people I know.”
    I walked over and forced myself to look beyond the pile of dirt Simon had accumulated. I caught a glimpse of a black body bag partially unzipped, and what was in the bag wasn’t in perfect shape.
    “He’s still pretty good,” Simon said. “I’ve seen a lot worse. Sure he’s a little wormy and all, but you could see he’s got the right color hair. Some of that’s left. And I took a ring off him that had his initials on.”
    “Good enough for me,” I said. “Zip him up and get him in my car.”
    Simon and Melvin lugged the body bag to the Buick and shoved it into the trunk.
    “He don’t all fit,” Simon said. “He’s not at that stage yet where he bends easy. Problem is as you can see he’s a little gassed up.”
    “Maybe I could borrow your clothesline to hold the lid down,” I said to Simon.
    Simon took the clothesline off his tailgate, the tailgate fell onto the road, and he picked it up and tossed it into the back of his truck.
    Simon and Melvin tied the lid of my trunk to the bumper so Geoffrey Cubbin wouldn’t slide out onto the highway, and we were good to go. I gave Simon and Melvin each a twenty and they thanked me profusely and went back to digging.
    “I have to say I admire your determination to get the job done,” Lula said when we were back on Route 1. “I’m freaked out about it all, but I gotta hand it to you, you got guts.”
    “Hey,” I said. “No guts, no glory.”
    “That’s so true,” Lula said. “I say that all the time. That’s practically my motto.”
    I turned off Route 1 onto Olden and slowed down. “Keep your eye on Geoffrey in case he bounces out when we go over the railway tracks,” I said to Lula.
    “He seems like he’s okay,” Lula said. “I think a lady just run her car up on a curb looking at him, but he’s holding tight.”
    I swung into the police lot and parked near the back entrance. Lula and I ran around to the back of the Buick, untied the clothesline, and lugged Cubbin in to the docket lieutenant.
    “Geoffrey Cubbin,” I said, setting him on the floor. I pulled my documentation out of my messenger bag and presented it. “I need a body receipt.”
    There were a bunch of cops, keeping their distance, gawking at us.
    “Lady, that smells really bad,” one of them said.
    “He’s a little gassy,” I told him.
    “Yeah, and we can all relate to that,” Lula said.
    “How am I supposed to know it’s Cubbin?” the lieutenant at the desk asked.
    “Some of his hair is left,” I said. “And he’s got most of his teeth. You can identify him by his teeth.”
    Clumps of dirt were still clinging to the body bag, falling off onto the floor.
    The lieutenant grimaced. “What did you do, dig him up?”
    “Of course not,” I said. “That would be illegal, right?”
    “Right,” the lieutenant said.
    “We found him on the side of the road,” Lula said. “We was driving along and we saw this body bag and stopped to investigate and lo and behold we realized it was Geoffrey Cubbin. He must have fallen off a truck or something.”
    The lieutenant looked down at Cubbin. “I can’t give you a receipt until we identify him.”
    “That could take weeks,” I said. “Maybe months.”
    “I can’t wait months,” Lula said. “Somebody’s gonna have to step up to the plate and make an executive decision here. And in fact this is making me all upset and I’m gonna be sick. I have a delicate constitution and I feel my lunch coming up. It was cabbage leaves stuffed with rice and pork. It’s not gonna begood. Cabbage throw-up is the worst. Oh Lord, I’m sweatin’ now. It’s coming up any time.”
    “Get her out of here!” the lieutenant