Snuff
If you hear us speaking Quirmian itâs because we want to talk about you behind your back. We salute you, Commander Vimes, we will send your clacks and search everywhere for your murderer and take great care of the wounded. Now, please hurry down to the dock. The Queen of Quirm is pretty ancient, only one step away from being a hulk. Our cutter should catch up with it in a few hours. Shall we go?â
C ome on, sir,â said Haddock, âand Wee Mad Arthur will brief you on the way.â
âWee Mad Arthur!â
âYes, commander. Apparently he got sent to foreign parts to do with this goblin business, flew back to Ankh-Morpork and then got sent straight here to you. Heâs got a story to tell you and no mistake.â
âWhere is he?â said Vimes.
âThey should be releasing him from custody right now, sir. A laughable misunderstanding, no real harm done, all will be forgiven and all will probably heal, Iâm sure.â
Vimes was wise enough to leave it at that.
O f course, the seasickness didnât help, but that didnât begin to cut in until afterward, when Wee Mad Arthur had finished his breathless account. âAnd what did you find in the huts?â said Vimes.
âMore goblins, sir, all shapes and sizes, little ones too. Most of them dead, the rest in a very bad way, in my opinion. I did what I could for them, such as it was. To tell ye the truth, sir, I think they were bewildered about everything, the poor wee devils, but thereâs grub and water there of a sort and I donât reckon those guards are going to move in a hurry, ye ken.â He made a face and added, âReally weird, those goblins. I let them out and they just milled around, not knowing what the hell to do. I mean, crivens, if it were me Iâd be out of there like a shot and give those scunners a right good kicking in the fork while they was lying down. As for the men, well, I kenned this was urgent and I could always fly back tomorrow and pour some water on them at least, but I thought the Watch should know and so made haste back to Ankh-Morpork and they told me where youâd gone on holiday, and Lady Sybil said youâd gone down that mucky old river, so all I had to do was fly down until I got to Quirm and when I found a big awful terrible mess I kenned that was something to do with you, commander.â
Wee Mad Arthur hesitated. He was never quite sure what Vimes thought of him, given that the man considered Feegles in general a nuisance. When Vimes was slow to reply, he asked, âI hope I did what ye would have done, commander?â
Vimes looked at Wee Mad Arthur as if he was seeing him for the first time. âNo, constable, you did not do what I would have done, which is fortunate, because if you had, then you would be in front of me on a charge for using brutally excessive force in the execution of your duties. However, you will get a medal and an official commendation for this, constable. Right now weâre chasing another ship thatâs taking more goblins to that wretched place. And although I imagine you must be very tired, I expect youâd like to come along for the ride? Incidentally, may I congratulate you personally, constable: for someone raised as a gnome you really have got the hang of the whole Feegle business, havenât you? You beat up a dozen armed men single-handed?â
âOh aye, sir,â said Wee Mad Arthur slyly, âbut it was nae fair, I had them outnumbered. Och, and by the way in some of them sheds there was all kinds of like alchemy stuff. Didnât ken what it was, but ye might find it oâ interest.â
âWell spotted,â said Vimes. âWhy donât you go down below and get a rest?â
âAye, I will sir, but as soon as I can I have to run an errand regarding Sergeant Colon, who is in a verra bad way indeed.â He looked at Vimesâs blank expression and continued. âDid ye nae know? He got some goblin geegaw given tae him and itâs put some kind of fluence on him quite cruel, and heâs a-screaming and a-shouting and making oot like a goblin all day long according to Sergeant Littlebottom. Sheâs moved him into the sanatorium.â
âSergeant Colon!â
âAye, sir. And according to Captain Angua we have to find a goblin cave to break the fluence, ye ken? Sounds a wee bitty weird to me, but half the Watch is oot searching the place for goblins and they cannae
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