The Game

wearing everything except for my dress shirt. Imagine if I walked out totally nude with a throbbing boner just pulsating in the air?
    The lights were off. She was lying on the bed. I walked over and started making out with her. I kissed her neck and her earlobes. Then she took myhand and put it on her right boobie! So I started rubbing that while kissing her. Then somehow I started rubbing her vagina (over her pajamas). She was moaning and shit. So I took my pants off, but I left my underwear on.
    I bet you fuckers didn’t think I’d be writing this much detail, did you?
    So I was kissing her and rubbing her poon down. This was pretty hard. I couldn’t concentrate on kissing her and rubbing her at the same time. I was doing my best though.
    She started rubbing my cock, and it felt pretty cool. LOL.
WIDEFACE: Fuck me Extramask.
    EXTRAMASK: Okay.
    So I tore off my fucking underwear. I kneeled there on her bed with my rock-hard boner pulsating, throbbing—you know it.
WIDEFACE: Put on a condom. I have one.
    EXTRAMASK: I have one of my own.
    I didn’t want to use hers. I was freaked out about it for some reason, like she would sabotage it or some shit.
WIDEFACE: What brand?
    EXTRAMASK: Sheik.
    Again, I was a virgin at this point and I didn’t know how to properly put a condom on.
EXTRAMASK: Put the condom on, it turns me on.
    WIDEFACE: Okay.
    She couldn’t get the condom on, so she went to get hers. As she went and got hers, I ended up getting my own on. Then I fucked her!
    I fucked her and fucked her and fucked her and fucked her and fucked her and fucked her.
    About fifteen minutes into the whole thing, I was thinking, “This fucking sucks. This is fucking sex? I hate this. I want to leave.” I legitimately wanted to leave. I was thinking, “I busted my fucking balls for months for this?”
    I was sitting there pumping this girl missionary style for fifteen minutes getting no feeling.
    She was all moaning and shit, and I’m just pumping away like a tool. So I decided to move her around and try some positions—just like in the porno movies!
    I had her on top. I had always fantasized about this. So she was on top of me and I was thinking, “Holy shit, this fucking hurts. My cock is gonna fucking snap off.”
    After about two minutes, I changed positions because it hurt so much. I got her into doggy-style position. I thought this would be interesting. So I had her from behind and I was trying to find the slot, but I couldn’t. I was sitting there fishing around her ass and upper legs looking for the entry. It was horrible, just like the sex. I couldn’t find the hole. She started to whine because of the long delay. I was thinking, “You’re whining? Calm it down, China—seriously.” I wasn’t getting any arousal out of this deal.
    I got it in for two strokes, then it popped out. Then she started whining again. So I switched positions and, for some reason, I went to the her-on-top position again. Dumb move, Extramask. I feared my cock would break right the fuck off. After about four minutes of that, we went back to missionary, and I slammed her hard.
    Hey, she said she wanted it.
    I was saying shit like:
    “You like that?”
    “Say my name!”
    “You like it hard?”
    Keep in mind, I was bored out of my mind during this whole experience. I was pretty disappointed. LOL.
    After thirty minutes:
WIDEFACE: Change your condom.
    EXTRAMASK: (Thinking: I guess this is something you do after a half hour of sex. But overall I was pissed that the sex wasn’t over.)
    So I took my condom off and opened a new one.
WIDEFACE: What are you doing?
    EXTRAMASK: I’m putting on another condom.
    WIDEFACE: Why?
    EXTRAMASK: I thought you said you wanted me to?
    WIDEFACE: No.
    I didn’t care. I was happy with that.
    So then we just lay naked together and kissed a bit. She wanted to cuddle. I didn’t really want to, but I did.
    This was a mistake on my part. After sex I should have ripped my condom off, sat on her bed, and jerked off until completion. I should have wacked my load all over the place, her face, and her Trinitron TV set.
WIDEFACE: Lie down and rest for five minutes. Then I will call a cab.
    EXTRAMASK: What? Five minutes? Why are you trying to rush me out of here?
    WIDEFACE: No, I didn’t mean it like that. It’s just good to rest after sex for five minutes.
    EXTRAMASK: What’s with the five minutes thing?
    WIDEFACE: No. Just relax.
    EXTRAMASK: But why five minutes?
    Five minutes later she called a cab. She