The Merry Misogynist

again – before vanishing around the side of the building.
    “Funny. I didn’t get the impression he was the hugging type,” said Civilai.
    “He’s a strong lad,” wheezed Siri.

12
IN A STUPA
    M adame Daeng always slept as if there were no cares in the world. She smiled in her sleep and chewed the corners of her mouth. At times her eyes would roll inside their lids and the lashes would twitch. Siri thought he wouldn’t mind if he never slept again in his life as long as he had her to watch.
    When the Saturday night noodle rush had subsided, Daeng had gone to the hospital to sit with Dtui and the baby. She’d stayed there until past ten. When she returned to the shop she’d found her husband going through the items from Rajid’s box. Mr Tickoo had stopped by earlier to see whether there had been any progress in the search for his son. He confessed that he’d been having very negative feelings that day. He looked through the box of treasures but they meant nothing to him either. He and Siri parted with a sense of hopelessness. Neither man had the heart to say what he believed: that Rajid was probably no longer of this world.
    Siri told Daeng that he would come to bed soon, but he remained at his desk, running his fingers over the dry bones, waiting for a message that didn’t come. He was still wide awake when he finally climbed into bed. Although he had no inclination to sleep, he closed his eyes and visualized Si Muang Temple. He pictured Rajid hanging around there, making a nuisance of himself, perhaps flashing at unsuspecting ladies as they made offerings. He could imagine the Indian annoying the abbot by climbing the walls of the prayer chamber and hanging upside down from the eaves. In the wet season he’d…
    Siri’s body became rigid. He opened his eyes. His heart was pounding. He shook Daeng and was surprised at how quickly she came to life, sitting up alert. Siri was already out of bed pulling on his trousers.
    “Are we going somewhere?” she asked.
    “Do we still have the sledgehammer out back?”
    “Unless it walked somewhere.”
    “Good. Are you coming?”
    “Wouldn’t miss it for the world.” She began to throw on her clothes with the same urgency as her husband. “Where are we going?”
    “I’ll tell you on the way.”
    They stopped first at Mahosot, where Siri retrieved the bamboo stepladder from behind the morgue. He alerted two night orderlies and told them to follow him on their bicycles. It was just as well the police were all tucked up soundly in bed because they might have seen something suspicious in a couple on a motorcycle speeding through Vientiane at two in the morning with a stepladder and a sledgehammer. Siri skidded to a noisy halt on the gravel in front of Si Muang Temple. He hoped he wouldn’t find the gate locked. In the old days it was unthinkable that the temple might not be available for troubled souls twenty-four hours a day. But the country had entered a period of suspicion and fear, and even monks slept behind locked gates.
    They were in luck. There was a chain wrapped around the two gates giving the impression they were padlocked, but they were not. Siri unwrapped the chain noisily, not caring whom he woke up. The more the merrier. He and Daeng carried the ladder between them while Siri hoisted the hammer, and Daeng held a torch. They went directly to the stupa and set up the ladder against the structure. It barely reached the renovation work.
    “You steady me and I’ll go up,” Siri said. He knew if this had been anything but a temple stupa, Daeng would have wanted to elephant-mouse-ant him about it, but there were deep-rooted Buddhist taboos against women climbing religious structures. He was on his own and there was no time to lose – perhaps none at all. Daeng tucked the torch into his belt and squeezed his hand.
    “There’s just a hint of sacrilege in what we’re about to do,” she told him as he climbed up the steps with his sledgehammer slung over one shoulder. “There’d be a lot of explaining to do if we’ve – heaven forbid – got this wrong.”
    Siri wasn’t in a talking mood. He saved what little breath he had for the job at hand. He couldn’t get into a position to use both hands on the hammer, so he grabbed the ladder top with his left hand and grasped the heavy sledgehammer in his right.
    Only four monks and the abbot remained at Si Muang, and they’d all been roused by the sound of the chain being removed. By the