The Satanic Verses

entirely unprepared for the storm it would unleash. It is possible, however (things had been rather strained between them in recent days) that her innocent air was a little disingenuous, that she was almost hoping for him to begin the bad behaviour, so that what followed would be his responsibility, not hers … at any rate, Gibreel blew sky-high, accusing Allie of having falsified the story’s ending, suggesting that poor Brunel was still waiting by his telephone and that she intended to ring him the moment his, Farishta’s, back was turned. Ravings, in short, jealousy of the past, the worst kind of all. As this terrible emotion took charge of him, he found himself improvising a whole series of lovers for her, imagining them to be waiting around every corner. She had used the Brunel story to taunt him, he shouted, it was a deliberate and cruel threat. ‘You want men down on their knees,’ he screamed, every scrap of his self-control long gone. ‘Me, I do not kneel.’
    ‘That’s it,’ she said. ‘Out.’
    His anger redoubled. Clutching his toga around him, he stalked into the bedroom to dress, putting on the only clothes he possessed, including the scarlet-lined gabardine overcoat and grey felt trilby of Don Enrique Diamond; Allie stood in the doorway and watched. ‘Don’t think I’m coming back,’ he yelled, knowing his rage was more than sufficient to get him out of the door, waiting for her to begin to calm him down, to speak softly, to give him a way of staying. But she shrugged and walked away, and it was then, at that precise moment of his greatest wrath, that the boundaries of the earth broke, he heard a noise like the bursting of a dam, and as the spirits of the world of dreams flooded through the breach into the universe of the quotidian, Gibreel Farishta saw God.
    For Blake’s Isaiah, God had simply been an immanence, anincorporeal indignation; but Gibreel’s vision of the Supreme Being was not abstract in the least. He saw, sitting on the bed, a man of about the same age as himself, of medium height, fairly heavily built, with salt-and-pepper beard cropped close to the line of the jaw. What struck him most was that the apparition was balding, seemed to suffer from dandruff and wore glasses. This was not the Almighty he had expected. ‘Who are you?’ he asked with interest. (Of no interest to him now was Alleluia Cone, who had stopped in her tracks on hearing him begin to talk to himself, and who was now observing him with an expression of genuine panic.)
    ‘Ooparvala,’ the apparition answered. ‘The Fellow Upstairs.’
    ‘How do I know you’re not the other One,’ Gibreel asked craftily, ‘Neechayvala, the Guy from Underneath?’
    A daring question, eliciting a snappish reply. This Deity might look like a myopic scrivener, but It could certainly mobilize the traditional apparatus of divine rage. Clouds massed outside the window; wind and thunder shook the room. Trees fell in the Fields. ‘We’re losing patience with you, Gibreel Farishta. You’ve doubted Us just about long enough.’ Gibreel hung his head, blasted by the wrath of God. ‘We are not obliged to explain Our nature to you,’ the dressing-down continued. ‘Whether We be multiform, plural, representing the union-by-hybridization of such opposites as
Oopar
and
Neechay
, or whether We be pure, stark, extreme, will not be resolved here.’ The disarranged bed on which his Visitor had rested Its posterior (which, Gibreel now observed, was glowing faintly, like the rest of the Person) was granted a highly disapproving glance. ‘The point is, there will be no more dilly-dallying. You wanted clear signs of Our existence? We sent Revelation to fill your dreams: in which not only Our nature, but yours also, was clarified. But you fought against it, struggling against the very sleep in which We were awakening you. Your fear of the truth has finally obliged Us to expose Ourself, at some personal inconvenience, in this woman’s residence at an advanced hour of the night. It is time, now, to shape up. DidWe pluck you from the skies so that you could boff and spat with some (no doubt remarkable) flatfoot blonde? There’s work to be done.’
    ‘I am ready,’ Gibreel said humbly. ‘I was just going, anyway.’
    ‘Look,’ Allie Cone was saying, ‘Gibreel, goddamn it, never mind the fight. Listen: I love you.’
    There were only the two of them in the apartment now. ‘I have to go,’ Gibreel said, quietly. She hung upon