The Tortilla Curtain

him fumbling in his pocket for something and her heart froze--he was going to murder her, rape and murder her, and what had she done? But it wasn't that, it wasn't that at all--it was something in a wrapper, silver foil, the rustle of silver foil. Was it one of those things, one of those--no, a stick of gum. There, in the quickening night, with his dirty fingers inside her as if they belonged there and the Indian waiting his turn, he stopped to put a stick of gum in his mouth and casually drop the wrapper on the exposed skin of her back, no more concerned than if he were sitting on a stool in a bar.
    She clenched her eyes shut, gritted her teeth. His hand went away and she could feel him shift his weight as he balanced himself to work down his pants. She stiffened against the pounding of her blood and the moment hung there forever, like the eternal torment of the damned. And then, finally, his voice came at her, probing like a knife. “Married woman,” he whispered, leaning close. “You better call your husband.”

The Tortilla Curtain

PART TWO
    EI Tenksgeevee

The Tortilla Curtain

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    “HAPPENS ALL THE TIME,” KENNY CRISSOM ASSURED him, and from the undisguised joy in his voice you would have thought he'd stolen the car himself to drum up business. This was the moment he lived for, his moment of grace and illumination: Delaney was without a car and he had a lot full of them. “You'd be surprised,” he added. “But look what it says about your car and its desirability--it's a class car all the way; people want it. No offense, but probably some judge or police chief down in Baja is driving it right now. They contract out. They do. Señor So-and-So says get me a Mercedes or a jag or an Acura Vigor GS, white with tan interior, all the options, and the dude down there calls his buddies in Canoga Park and they cruise the streets till they find one. Three hours later it's in Mexico.” He paused to shift his shoulders, tug at his tie. “Happens all the time.”
    Small comfort to Delaney. It happened all the time, but why did it have to happen to. him? “I still can't understand it,” he muttered, signing the papers as Kenny Grissom handed them across the desk. “It was broad daylight, hundreds of people going by--and what about the alarm?”
    The salesman blew a quick sharp puff of air between his teeth. “That's for amateurs, joyriders, kids. The people that got your car are pros. You know that tool the cops have for when somebody locks their keys in the car, flat piece of metal about this long? They call it a Slim Jim?” He held his index fingers apart to demonstrate. “Well, they slip that down inside the glass and flip the lock, then they ease open the door so it doesn't trip the alarm, pop the hood, flip the cable off the battery to disarm the thing, hot-wire the ignition, and bye-bye. A pro can do it in sixty seconds.”
    Delaney was clutching the pen like a weapon. He felt violated, taken, ripped off--and nobody batted an eyelash, happens all the time. His stomach clamped down on nothing and the sense of futility and powerlessness he'd felt when he came up the road and saw that empty space on the shoulder flooded over him again. It was going to cost him four and a half thousand on top of the insurance to replace the car with the current year's model, and that was bad enough, not to mention the dead certainty that his insurance premiums would go up, but the way people seemed to just accept the whole thing as if they were talking about the weather was what really got him. Own a car, it will be stolen. Simple as that. It was like a tax, like winter floods and mudslides.
    The police had taken the report with all the enthusiasm of the walking dead--he might as well have been reporting a missing paper clip for all the interest they mustered--and Jack had used the occasion to deliver a sermon. “What do you expect,” he'd said, “when all you bleeding hearts want to invite the whole world in here to feed at our trough without a thought as to who's going to pay for it, as if the American taxpayer was like Jesus Christ with his loaves and fishes. You've seen them lined up on the streets scrambling all over one another every time a car slows at the corner, ready to kill for the chance to make three bucks an hour. Well, did you ever stop to think what happens when they don't get that half-day job spreading manure or stripping shingles off a roof? Where do you think they sleep? What do you think they eat?