Best Kept Secret

never let your guard down. I want you out on the streets shaking hands with anything that moves.
Except Alex Fisher. If you come across that man, you have my permission to throttle him.’

    ‘Have you managed to buy back any Barrington’s shares?’
    ‘I’m afraid not, major. They never once fell below four pounds and three shillings.’
    ‘Then I’ve lost my place on the board.’
    ‘I think you’ll find that was always part of Barrington’s plan,’ said Benny.
    ‘What do you mean?’
    ‘It was Sandy McBride who picked up your shares the moment they came on the market, and he’s been the main buyer for the past twenty-one days. Everyone knows he’s
Barrington’s broker.’
    ‘The bastard.’
    ‘They obviously saw you coming, major. But it’s not all bad news, because Lady Virginia made a profit of over seventy thousand pounds on her original investment, so I reckon she owes
you one.’

    Giles couldn’t have worked any harder during the final week of the campaign, even if at times he felt like Sisyphus pushing his boulder up a hill.
    When he turned up at campaign headquarters on the eve of the poll, it was the first time he’d seen Griff looking depressed.
    ‘Ten thousand of these were dropped into letterboxes right across the constituency last night, just in case anybody might have missed it.’
    Giles looked at a reproduction of the front page of the
Bristol Evening Post
with Virginia’s photograph above her letter to Fisher. Underneath it were the words:
If you want
to be represented in Parliament by an honest and decent man, vote Fisher.
    ‘That man’s a piece of shit,’ said Griff. ‘And he’s been dumped right on top of us from a great height,’ he added as one of the first volunteers strolled in
carrying the morning papers.
    Giles slumped back in his chair and closed his eyes. But a moment later he could have sworn he heard Griff laughing. He was laughing. He opened his eyes and Griff passed him a copy of the
Daily Mail.
‘It’s going to be close, my boy, but at least we’re back in the race.’
    Giles didn’t immediately recognize the pretty girl on the front page, who had just been chosen to star in
The Benny Hill Show.
Jenny had told the showbiz correspondent about the
job she’d been doing before she got her big break.
    ‘I was paid ten pounds a day to escort a Tory candidate around his constituency, and tell everyone I was his girlfriend.’
    Giles didn’t think it was a very good photograph of Fisher.

    Fisher swore out loud when he saw the front page of the
Daily
Mail.
    He drained his third cup of black coffee and got up to leave for campaign headquarters, just as he heard the morning post landing on the mat. Any letters would have to wait until tonight, and he
would have ignored them if he hadn’t spotted one with the Barrington’s company crest on it. He bent down, picked it up and returned to the kitchen. He tore it open and extracted two
cheques, one made out to him, for £1,000, his quarterly payment as a director of Barrington’s, the second for £7,341, Lady Virginia’s annual dividend, also made out to
‘Major Alexander Fisher’ so that no one would know it was her 7 1 ⁄2 per cent stockholding that made it possible for him to be on the board. No longer.
    When he got back this evening, he would make out a cheque for the same amount and send it on to Lady Virginia. Wondering if it was too early to phone her, he checked his watch. It was a few
minutes past eight, and he was meant to be standing outside Temple Meads meeting voters as they came out of the station on their way to work. Surely she would be awake by now. He picked up the
phone and dialled a Kensington number.
    It rang several times before a sleepy voice came on the line. He nearly put the phone down.
    ‘Who is this?’ Virginia demanded.
    ‘It’s Alex Fisher. I thought I’d call to let you know I’ve sold all your Barrington’s stock, and you’ve made a profit of over seventy thousand.’ He
waited for a thank you, but nothing was forthcoming. ‘I wondered if you had any plans to buy back your shares?’ he asked. ‘After all, you’ve made a handsome return since
I’ve been on the board.’
    ‘And so have you, major, as I’m sure I don’t have to remind you. But my plans for the future have changed somewhat, and they no longer include Barrington’s.’
    ‘But if you don’t buy back your seven and a half per cent, I’ll forfeit my place on the board.’
    ‘I