Bloodsucking fiends: a love story

the five Wongs. Geishas in garters scampered off to dreamland, unsatisfied, leaving him staring at the slats of the bunk above.
    The room was little bigger than a walk-in closet. Bunks were stacked three high on either side of a narrow aisle where the five Wongs were competing for enough space to pull on their pants. Wong Two bent over Tommy's bunk, grinned apologetically, and said something in Cantonese.
    "No problem," Tommy said. He rolled over on his side, careful not to scuff his morning erection on the wall, and pulled the blankets over his head.
    He thought, Privacy is a wonderful thing. Like love, privacy is most manifest in its absence. I should write a story about that – and work in lots of geisha girls in garters and red pumps. The Crowded Tea House of Almond-Eyed Tramps, by C. Thomas Flood . I'll write that today, after I rent a post-office box and look for a job. Or maybe I should just stay here today and see who's leaving the flowers…
    Tommy had found fresh flowers on his bed for four days running and they were beginning to bother him. It wasn't the flowers themselves that bothered him: gladiolas, red roses, and two mixed bouquets with big pink ribbons. He sort of liked flowers, in a masculine and totally non-sissy way, of course. And it didn't bother him that he didn't own a vase, or a table to set it on. He'd just trotted down the hall to the communal bathroom, removed the lid of the toilet tank, and plopped the flowers in. The added color provided a pleasant counterpoint to the bathroom's filth – until rats ate the blossoms. But that didn't bother him either. What bothered him was that he had been in the City for less than a week and didn't know anyone. So who had sent the flowers?
    The five Wongs let loose with a barrage of bye-byes as they left the room. Wong Five pulled the door shut behind him.
    Tommy thought, I've got to speak to Wong One about the accommodations.
    Wong One wasn't one of the five Wongs with whom Tommy shared the room. Wong One was the landlord: older, wiser, and more sophisticated than Wongs Two through Six. Wong One spoke English, wore a threadbare suit thirty years out of style, and carried a cane with a brass dragon head. Tommy had met him on Columbus Avenue just after midnight, over the burning corpse of Rosinante, Tommy's '74 Volvo sedan.
    "I killed her," Tommy said, watching black smoke roll out from under the hood.
    "Too bad," Wong One said sympathetically, before continuing on his way.
    "Excuse me," Tommy called after Wong. Tommy had just arrived from Indiana and had never been to a large city, so he did not recognize that Wong One had already stepped over the accepted metropolitan limit of involvement with a stranger.
    Wong turned and leaned on his dragon-headed cane.
    "Excuse me," Tommy repeated, "but I'm new in town – would you know where I can find a place to stay around here?"
    Wong raised an eyebrow. "You have money?"
    "A little."
    Wong looked at Tommy, standing there next to his burning car with a suitcase and a typewriter case. He looked at Tommy's open, hopeful smile, his thin face and mop of dark hair, and the English word "victim" rose in his mind in twenty-point type – part of an item on page 3 of The Chronicle : "Victim Found in Tenderloin, Beaten to Death With Typewriter." Wong sighed heavily. He liked reading The Chronicle each day, and he didn't want to skip page 3 until the tragedy had passed.
    "You come with me," he said.
    Wong walked up Columbus into Chinatown. Tommy stumbled along behind, looking over his shoulder from time to time at the burning Volvo. "I really liked that car. I got five speeding tickets in that car. They're still in it."
    "Too bad." Wong stopped at a battered metal door between a grocery store and a fish market. "You have fifty bucks?"
    Tommy nodded and dug into the pocket of his jeans.
    "Fifty bucks, one week," Wong said. "Two hundred fifty, one month."
    "One week will be fine," Tommy said, peeling two twenties and a ten off a thinning roll of bills.
    Wong opened the door and started up a narrow unlit staircase. Tommy bumped up the stairs behind him, nearly falling a couple of times. "My name is C. Thomas Flood. Well, actually that's the name I write under. People call me Tommy."
    "Good," Wong said.
    "And you are?" Tommy stopped at the top of the stairs and offered his hand to shake.
    Wong looked at Tommy's hand. "Wong," he said.
    Tommy bowed. Wong watched him, wondering what in the hell he was doing. Fifty bucks is