Good Omens

Not actually forget , just not remember exactly. An’ then we can go home.”
    â€œBut you can’t just leave it at that!” said Anathema, pushing forward. “Think of all the things you could do! Good things.”
    â€œLike what?” said Adam suspiciously.
    â€œWell … you could bring all the whales back, to start with.”
    He put his head on one side. “An’ that’d stop people killing them, would it?”
    She hesitated. It would have been nice to say yes.
    â€œAn’ if people do start killing ’em, what would you ask me to do about ’em?” said Adam. “No. I reckon I’m getting the hang of this now. Once I start messing around like that, there’d be no stoppin’ it. Seems to me, the only sensible thing is for people to know if they kill a whale, they’ve got a dead whale.”
    â€œThat shows a very responsible attitude,” said Newt.
    Adam raised an eyebrow.
    â€œIt’s just sense,” he said.
    Aziraphale patted Crowley on the back. “We seem to have survived,” he said. “Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we’d been at all competent.”
    â€œUm,” said Crowley.
    â€œIs your car operational?”
    â€œI think it might need a bit of work,” Crowley admitted.
    â€œI was thinking that we might take these good people into town,” said Aziraphale. “I owe Madame Tracy a meal, I’m sure. And her young man, of course.”
    Shadwell looked over his shoulder, and then up at Madame Tracy.
    â€œWho’s he talking aboot?” he asked her triumphant expression.
    Adam rejoined the Them.
    â€œI reckon we’ll just be gettin’ home,” he said.
    â€œBut what actually happened ?” said Pepper. “I mean, there was all this—”
    â€œIt doesn’t matter any more,” said Adam.
    â€œBut you could help so much—” Anathema began, as they wandered back to their bikes. Newt took her gently by the arm.
    â€œThat’s not a good idea,” he said. “Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives.”
    â€œDo you know,” she said, “of all the trite sayings I’ve ever really hated, that comes top?”
    â€œAmazing, isn’t it,” said Newt happily.
    â€œWhy’ve you got ‘Dick Turpin’ painted on the door of your car?”
    â€œIt’s a joke, really,” said Newt.
    â€œHmm?”
    â€œBecause everywhere I go, I hold up traffic,” he mumbled wretchedly.
    Crowley looked glumly at the controls of the jeep.
    â€œI’m sorry about the car,” Aziraphale was saying. “I know how much you liked it. Perhaps if you concentrated really hard—”
    â€œIt wouldn’t be the same,” said Crowley.
    â€œI suppose not.”
    â€œI had it from new, you know. It wasn’t a car, it was more a sort of whole body glove.”
    He sniffed.
    â€œWhat’s burning?” he said.
    A breeze swept up the dust and dropped it again. The air became hot and heavy, imprisoning those within it like flies in syrup.
    He turned his head, and looked into Aziraphale’s horrified expression.
    â€œBut it’s over,” he said. “It can’t happen now! The—the thing, the correct moment or whatever—it’s gone past! It’s over !”
    The ground began to shake. The noise was like a subway train, but not one passing under. It was more like the sound of one coming up.
    Crowley fumbled madly with the gear shift.
    â€œThat’s not Beelzebub!” he shouted, above the noise of the wind. “That’s Him . His Father! This isn’t Armageddon, this is personal . Start, you bloody thing!”
    The ground moved under Anathema and Newt, flinging them onto the dancing concrete. Yellow smoke gushed from between the cracks.
    â€œIt feels like a volcano!” shouted Newt. “What is it?”
    â€œWhatever it is, it’s pretty angry,” said Anathema.
    In the jeep, Crowley was cursing. Aziraphale laid a hand on his shoulder.
    â€œThere are humans here,” he said.
    â€œYes,” said Crowley. “And me.”
    â€œI mean we shouldn’t let this happen to them.”
    â€œWell, what—” Crowley began, and stopped.
    â€œI mean, when you think about it, we’ve got them into enough trouble as it is. You and me. Over the years. What with one thing and another.”
    â€œWe