Left for Garbage

“Where’s that sweet baby?” I’ll tell you this, too, if they didn’t have a good answer for me, well I’d be finding out the reason why, and thirty-one days, that doesn’t make a bit of sense.

    Charlotte:
    Right you are, Celine, it does not make a bit of sense. Let’s take a call from Bob in Illinois. He’s been waiting a while. Hello , Bob. What’s your question?

    Bob, Illinois Resident:
    Hi , Charlotte. I think you are terrific. If I have to miss your show, which is almost never, I always TiVo you.

    Charlotte:
    Thank you so much , Bob, now what’s your question?

    Bob, Illinois Resident:
    Well , it’s this Charlotte … like you said, that name Manuel Noriega, it’s real familiar. He’s one of them dictator fellows. And I’ll tell you something else: that last name, Hussein, well I’m wondering if anybody is looking at the possible Al Qaeda angle on all this.

    Charlotte:
    Thank you, Bob. You’ve given us a lot to think about and let’s hope the investigators are listening tonight.

    Americans at hom e, we have Denise Brown’s newly-appointed attorney here with us tonight, prominent legal counsel, Salvatore Gutierrez, and we’re going to him in a moment, but before we do I want to share with you an aspect of the arrest affidavit. According to the affidavit, Denise was allegedly living with her boyfriend, whom I am told is a young man named Aaron Garrey, from June fifteenth onwards, the last time anyone saw Baby Deeley. But Aaron says Denise never told him the child was missing, that she is living with him happy all day, and presumably all night, and she’s telling him, well, the kid’s with a nanny . Maybe she’s at Disney World or at the beach, and so Mr. Aaron Garrey doesn’t think there’s any funny business going on because Denise was happy and she had all these happy stories about where Baby Deeley was. So, I mean, it looks like this is only one of the stories Fibber McMom might have told. Because again, here in the affidavit, I see the investigators went to Manuel’s apartment but no one has lived there for six months, then she takes them to her office at Universal, but surprise, surprise, she hasn’t worked there for years. Now the authorities don’t know if this Manny the nanny even exists. And now we have her attorney right here on ‘Eye on America’ saying the police need to be looking in other locations, maybe as far away as Panama, the last known location of Manuel Noriega. So Salvatore Gutierrez, can you clear any of this up for us?

    Salvatore Gutierrez, Attorney for Denise Brown:
    Hi , Charlotte, thank you for having me. Listen, in total honesty here, I can tell you I haven’t seen the police reports, but - and you can take this to the bank - in this business you can’t believe everything you hear in police reports, otherwise why would you need a defense attorney?

    Charlotte:
    Great question , Mister Gutierrez, but I’ll save that for another day. So why didn’t your client call the cops, or tell her boyfriend, in thirty-one days, ‘Hey, my child’s been taken’?

    Salvatore Gutierrez:
    Well, I can tell you , Charlotte, based on what my client says, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation.

    Charlotte:
    And I would love to hear that explanation , Mister Gutierrez.

    Salvatore Gutierrez:
    Unfortunately my innocent client is under arrest right now , and so attorney-client privilege –“

    Charlotte:
    Sorry I asked.

    Okay, America, who knows what the truth is? Baby Deeley is mis sing and her mother is in jail after failing to call the police. This case is making people ask what is going on here and I’ll be following it every step of the way. Until tomorrow, goodnight, my Friends, and let’s take a moment to honor our fallen heroes, from a grateful nation who mourns along with their families this evening.

Aaron Garrey
    (Sometime boyfriend of Denise Brown)

    I kind o f wish I’d written my own rap. Everyone else got in on it and I have a career of my own to think of. Even Eminem, man, I mean fucking Eminem. I’d love to meet that guy, you know, maybe go old school battle with him, let him hear the kind of shit I can lay down.
    Denise was my old lady there for a while , after all, and what do I get from it, nothing but shit, and people looking at me like I’m some kind of freak for being with that girl. Which I wouldn’t have if I’d known that she was like some psycho kid-killing bitch, which I didn’t know, is the point. Me, I was just hitting