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knives about your person, and so if you fancy cutting your way out past me, then Iâd be happy to accommodate you, although Iâll tell you that firstly you wonât succeed, and secondly, if you manage to get past a boy who grew up on the streets of Ankh-Morpork thereâs a man down there with a punch that can fell an elephant, and if you knife him youâll just make him more annoyedââ
The surge this time was bigger than ever, and Vimes banged his head on the cabinâs roof before coming down again in front of Stratford and kicking him smartly in the official police officer method and also the groin.
âOh, come on, Mr. Stratford, donât you have a reputation to keep up? Feared killer? You should spend some time in the city, my lad, and Iâll make certain you do.â Stratford fell backward and Vimes continued, âAnd then youâll hang, as is right and proper, but donât worryâMr. Trooper does a nifty noose and they say it hardly hurts at all. Tell you what, just to get the adrenaline pumping, Mr. Stratford, imagine Iâm the goblin girl. She begged for her life, Mr. Stratford, remember that? I do! And so do you. You fell down at the first surge, Mr. Stratford. River rats know what to do. You didnât, although I must say youâve covered it very well. Whoops!â
This was because Stratford had indeed tried his hand with a knife. Vimes twisted his wrist and flung the blade down the stairs just as the glass in the wheelhouse smashed and a branch longer than Vimes plowed across the room, shedding leaves and dragging torrential rain and darkness behind it.
Both the lamps had gone out and, as it turned out, so had Stratford, hopefully through a shattered window, possibly to his death, but Vimes wasnât sure. He would have preferred definitely . But there was no time to fret about him, because now came another surge, and water poured in through the glassless windows.
Vimes jerked open the little gate to the pilotâs deck and found Mr. Sillitoe struggling up out of the pile of storm-washed debris. He was moaning, âIâve lost count, Iâve lost count!â
Vimes pulled him upward and helped him into his big chair, where he banged on the arms in frustration. âAnd now I canât see a damned thing in all this murk! Canât count, canât see, canât steer! Wonât survive!â
âI can see, Mr. Sillitoe,â said Vimes. âWhat do you want me to do?â
âYou can?â
Vimes stared out at the homicidal river. âThereâs a thundering great rock coming up on the left-hand side. Should it be doing that? Looks like thereâs a busted landing stage there.â
âYe gods! Thatâs Bakerâs Knob! Here, let me at the wheel! How close is it now?â
âMaybe fifty yards?â
âAnd you can see it in all this? Damn me, mister, you must have been born in a cave! That means we ainât that far from Quirm now, a touch under nineteen miles. You think you could stand lookout? Is my family okay? That little snot threatened to harm them if I didnât keep the Fanny on schedule!â Something big and heavy bounced off the roof and spun away into the night, and the pilot went on, âGastric Sillitoe, delighted to make your acquaintance, sir.â He stared ahead. âIâve heard of you. Koom Valley, right? Happy to have you aboard.â
âEr, Gastric? Whole tree spinning in current near left-hand shore, ten yards ahead! Nothing much to see on right.â
The wheel spun frantically again. âObliged to you, sir, and I surely hope you wonât take it amiss if I say that we generally talk about port and starboard?â
âWouldnât know about that, Gastric, never drank starboard. Mass of what looks like smashed logs ahead, forty yards, looks like small stuff, and I see a faint light high up on our right, canât tell how far away.â Vimes ducked and a jagged log bounced off the back of the wheelhouse. Beside him the pilot sounded as if he had got a grip on things now.
âOkay, commander, that would be Jacksonâs Light, very welcome sight! Now Iâve found my bearings and an hourglass that ainât busted, Iâd be further in your debt if youâd go below and tell Ten Gallons to cut loose the barges? Thereâs a chicken farmer on one of them! Best to get him on board before the dam breaks.â
âAnd
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