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Vimes took his little boy fishing, hampered somewhat by a total lack of knowledge of the art. Young Sam didnât seem to mind. He had located a shrimping net among the largesse of the nursery and messed about in the shallows, chasing crayfish and sometimes going almost rigid in order to stare at things. Once he got over the shock, Vimes noticed that Young Sam did this quite happily, and on one occasion pointed out to his doting father things in the stream âlike insects in the water with a coat made of little pebbles,â which Vimes had to investigate, to find that this was entirely true. This amazed Sam Vimes even more than it did his son, who in fact, he told his father as they strolled back for lunch, had been really looking to see if fish did a poo, a question that had never exercised Sam Vimes in his life, but which appeared to be of great importance to his son. So much so that on the way home he had to be restrained from doubling back to the stream to see if they got out to do it because otherwise, er, yuck!
Sybil had promised Young Sam another trip around Home Farm in the afternoon, which left Sam Vimes to his own devices, or such devices as the policeman could find in the quiet lanes. Vimes was streetwise; he didnât know what lanewise might entail, but possibly it would deal with things like throttling stoats and knowing whether whatever it was that had just said âmooâ was a cow or a bull without having to bend down to find out.
And as he walked around his rolling acres on his aching feet, wishing that there were cobblestones under him, once again he could feel the tingle; the tingle that raises little hairs on a copperâs neck when his well-honed senses tell him that there was something happening around here that shouldnât be, and was crying out to have something done about it.
But there was another copper here, wasnât there, a real old flatfoot let out to grass, but being a copper stained you to the bone; you never got rid of it. He smiled. Time perhaps to go for a convivial drink with Mr. Jiminy.
The Goblinâs Head was bare of customers at this time of day except the ever-present trio on the bench outside. Vimes settled himself at the bar with a glass of Mrs. Jiminyâs root beer and leaned confidentially toward the barman. âSo, Mr. Jiminy, whatâs of interest here to an old copper?â
Jiminy opened his mouth, but Vimes went on, âRosewood truncheon, Pseudopolis City Watch? I know Iâm right. Itâs no crime. Thatâs the copperâs dream, and you take your trusty truncheon with you to have a little friend you can depend on if the customer canât hold his liquor and wonât take a hint.â Vimes was now settled with one elbow on the bar and doodling on a small puddle of spilt beer. âBut the job follows you, doesnât it? And if you run a pub, well that goes double, because you hear all sorts of things, things you donât do anything about because you arenât a copper anymore, except you know you are. And it must worry you, somewhere in your soul, that there are things going wrong in these parts. Even I can tell. Itâs the copperâs nose. I can smell it in the air. It comes up through my boots. Secrets and lies, Mr. Jiminy, secrets and lies.â
Mr. Jiminy made a point of wiping his cloth over the spilt beer and said, as if absent-mindedly, âYou know, Commander Vimes, things are different in the country. People think that the country is where you can go to hide out. It ainât so. In the city youâre a face in the crowd. In the country people will stare at you until youâre out of sight, just for the entertainment value. Like you say, Iâm not a copper anymore: I ainât got a warrant card, and I ainât got the inclination. And now, if you donât mind, I have some work to do. Thereâll be more customers soon. Watch where you tread, your grace.â
Vimes didnât let him off the hook. âInteresting thing, Mr. Jiminy: I know you have the lease on this pub but, amazingly enough, Iâm still your landlord. Iâm sorry about that, but before we came down here I looked at a map and saw a pub on our land, and what a waste, I thought, but that makes me your landlord. Not very republican of me, I know, but I just wonder, Mr. Jiminy, if it may be that not everyone in these parts is not that keen on having the Commander of the City Watch down here in
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