Stranger in a Strange Land

to look like a 'noble sacrifice'-you can be sure that it is in no wise nobler than the discomfort caused by greediness . . . the unpleasant necessity of having to decide between two things both of which you would like to do when you can't do both. The ordinary bloke suffers that discomfort every day, every time he makes a choice between spending a buck on beer or tucking it away for his kids, between getting up when he's tired or spending the day in his warm bed and losing his job. No matter which he does he always chooses what seems to hurt least or pleasures most. The average chump spends his life harried by these small decisions. But the utter scoundrel and the perfect saint merely make the same choices on a larger scale. They still pick what pleases them. As Digby has done. Saint or scoundrel, he's not one of the harried little chumps."
                "Which do you think he is, Jubal?"
                "You mean there's a difference?"
                "Oh, Jubal, your cynicism is just a pose and you know it! Of course there's a difference."
                "Mmm, yes, you're right, there is. I hope he's just a scoundrel-because a saint can stir up ten times as much mischief as a scoundrel. Strike that from the record; you would just tag it as 'cynicism'-as if tagging it proved it wrong. Jill, what troubled you about those church services?"
                "Well ... everything. You can't tell me that that is worship."
                "Meaning they didn't do things that way in the Little Brown Church in the Vale you attended as a kid? Brace yourself, Jill-they don't do it your way in St. Peter's either. Nor in Mecca."
                "Yes, but- Well, none of them do it that way! Snake dances, slot machines . . - even a bar right in church! That's not reverence, it's not even dignified! Just disgusting."
                "I don't suppose that temple prostitution was very dignified, either."
                "Huh?"
                "I rather imagine that the two-backed beast is just as sweaty and comical when the act is performed in the service of a god as it is under any other circumstances. As for those snake dances, have you ever seen a Shaker service? No, of course not and neither have I; any church that is agin sexual intercourse (as they were) doesn't last long. But dancing to the glory of God has a long and respected history. It doesn't have to be good dancing-according to eye-witness reports the Shakers could never have made the Bolshoi Ballet-it merely has to be enthusiastic. Do you consider the Rain Dances of our Southwest Indians irreverent?"
                "No. But that's different."
                "Everything always is-and the more it changes, the more it is the same. Now about those slot machines- Ever see a Bingo game in church?"
                "Well ... yes. Our parish used to hold them when we were trying to raise the mortgage. But we held them on Friday nights; we certainly didn't do such things during church services."
                "So? Minds me of a married woman who was very proud of her virtue. She slept with other men only when her husband was away."
                "Why, Jubal, the two cases aren't even slightly alike!"
                "Probably not. Analogy is even slipperier than logic. But, 'little lady'-"
                "Smile when you call me that!"
                "'It's a joke.' Why didn't you spit in his face? He had to stay on his good behavior no matter what we did; Digby wanted him to. But, Jill, if a thing is sinful on Sunday, it is sinful on Friday-at least it groks that way to an outsider, myself . . . or perhaps to a man from Mars. The only difference I can see is that the Fosterites give away, absolutely free, a scriptural text even if you lose. Could your Bingo games make the same claim?"
                "Fake scripture, you mean. A text from the New Revelation. Boss, have you read the thing?"
                "I've read it."
                "Then you know. It's just dressed up in Biblical language. Part of it is just icky-sweet with no substance, like a saccharine tablet, more of it is sheer nonsense . . . and some of it is just hateful. None of it makes sense, it isn't even good morals."
                Jubal was silent so long that Jill thought he had gone to sleep. At last he said, "Jill, are you