The Talisman

juke-box with the air of one who has done this a good many times before. Passing Jack, she winked at him.
    The telephone rang.
    All three of them looked toward it, startled by its abrupt shrilling. To Jack it looked for a moment like a black slug stuck to the wall. It was an odd moment, almost timeless. He had time to notice how pale Lori was – the only color in her cheeks came from the reddish pocks of her fading adolescent acne. He had time to study the cruel, rather secretive planes of Smokey Updike’s face and to see the way the veins stood out on the man’s long hands. Time to see the yellowed sign over the phone reading PLEASE LIMIT YOUR CALLS TO THREE MINUTES .
    The phone rang and rang in the silence.
    Jack thought, suddenly terrified: It’s for me. Long distance . . . long, LONG distance .
    ‘Answer that, Lori,’ Updike said, ‘what are you, simple?’
    Lori went to the phone.
    ‘Oatley Tap,’ she said in a trembling, faint voice. She listened. ‘Hello? Hello? . . . Oh, fuck off.’
    She hung up with a bang.
    ‘No one there. Kids. Sometimes they want to know if we got Prince Albert in a can. How do you like your burgers, kid?’
    ‘Jack!’ Updike roared.
    ‘Jack, okay, okay, Jack . How do you like your burgers, Jack?’
    Jack told her and they came medium, just right, hot with brown mustard and Bermuda onions. He gobbled them and drank a glass of milk. His unease abated with his hunger. Kids, as she had said. Still, his eyes drifted back to the phone every once in a while, and he wondered.
    5
    Four o’clock came, and as if the Tap’s total emptiness had been only a clever piece of stage setting to lure him in – like the pitcher plant with its innocent look and its tasty smell – the door opened and nearly a dozen men in work-clothes came sauntering in. Lori plugged in the juke, the pinball machine, the Space Invaders game. Several of the men bellowed greetings at Smokey, who grinned his narrow grin, exposing the big set of mail-order dentures. Most ordered beer. Two or three ordered Black Russians. One of them – a member of the Fair Weather Club, Jack was almost sure – dropped quarters into the juke-box, summoning up the voices of Mickey Gilley, Eddie Rabbit, Waylon Jennings, others. Smokey told him to get the mop-bucket and squeegee out of the storeroom and swab down the dancefloor in front of the bandstand, which waited, deserted, for Friday night and The Genny Valley Boys. He told Jack when it was dry he wanted him to put the Pledge right to it. ‘You’ll know it’s done when you can see your own face grinnin up at you,’ Smokey said.
    6
    So his time of service at Updike’s Oatley Tap began.
    We get pretty busy by four, five o’clock.
    Well, he couldn’t very well say that Smokey had lied to him. Up until the very moment Jack pushed away his plate and began making his wage, the Tap had been deserted. But by six o’clock there were maybe fifty people in the Tap, and the brawny waitress – Gloria – came on duty to yells and hooraws from some of the patrons. Gloria joined Lori, serving a few carafes of wine, a lot of Black Russians, and oceans of beer.
    Besides the kegs of Busch, Jack lugged out case after case of bottled beer – Budweiser, of course, but also such local favorites as Genesee, Utica Club, and Rolling Rock. His hands began to blister, his back to ache.
    Between trips to the storeroom for cases of bottled beer and trips to the storeroom to ‘run me out a keg, Jack’ (a phrase for which he was already coming to feel an elemental dread), he went back to the dancefloor, the mop-bucket, and the big bottle of Pledge. Once an empty beer-bottle flew past his head, missing him by inches. He ducked, heart racing, as it shattered against the wall. Smokey ran the drunken perpetrator out, his dentures bared in a great false alligator grin. Looking out the window, Jack saw the drunk hit a parking-meter hard enough to pop the red VIOLATION flag up.
    ‘Come on, Jack,’ Smokey called impatiently from the bar, ‘it missed you, didn’t it? Clean that mess up!’
    Smokey sent him into the men’s can half an hour later. A middle-aged man with a Joe Pyne haircut was standing woozily at one of the two ice-choked urinals, one hand braced against the wall, the other brandishing a huge uncircumcised penis. A puddle of puke steamed between his spraddled workboots.
    ‘Clean her up, kid,’ the man said, weaving his way back toward the door and clapping Jack on the back almost