Tick Tock

undisturbed. Flooded with glary light from the overhead fluorescent panels, the long wide aisles were uncannily empty and silent but for the ominous low-pitched hum of the compressors for the refrigerated display cases.
    Striding purposefully through these eerie spaces in her white shoes, white uniform, and unzipped black leather jacket, with her wet blond hair slicked straight back and tucked behind her ears, Del Payne looked like a nurse who might also be a Hell's Angel, equally capable of ministering to a sick man or kicking the ass of a healthy one.
    She selected a box of large plastic garbage bags, a wide roll of plumbing tape, a package containing four rolls of paper towels, a packet of razor blades, a tape measure, a bottle of one-gram tablets of vitamin C, a bottle of vitamin-E capsules, and two twelve-ounce bottles of orange juice. From an early-bird display of Christmas decorations, she snatched up a conical, red flannel Santa hat with a fake white fur trim and white pompon.
    As they were passing the dairy-and-deli section, she stopped and pointed at a stack of containers in one of the coolers and said, “Do you eat tofu?”
    Her question seemed so esoteric that Tommy could only repeat it in bafflement, “Do I eat tofu?”
    “I asked first.”
    “No. I don't like tofu.”
    “You should.”
    “Why,” he asked impatiently, “because I'm Asian? I don't eat with chopsticks, either.”
    “Are you always so sensitive?”
    “I'm not sensitive,” he said defensively.
    “I didn't even think about you being Asian until you brought it up,” she said.
    Curiously, he believed her. Though he didn't know her well, he already knew that she was different from other people, and he was willing to believe that she had just now noticed the slant of his eyes and the burnt-brass shade of his skin.
    Chagrined, he said, “I'm sorry.”
    “I was only asking if you ate tofu because if you eat it five times a week or more, then you'll never have to worry about prostate cancer. It's a homeopathic preventative.”
    He had never met anyone whose conversation was as unpredictable as Del Payne's. “I'm not worried about prostate cancer.”
    “Well, you should be. It's the third largest cause of death among men. Or maybe fourth. Anyway, for men, it's right up there with heart disease and crushing beer cans against the forehead.”
    “I'm only thirty. Men don't get prostate cancer until they're in their fifties or sixties.”
    “So one day, when you're forty-nine, you'll wake up in the morning, and your prostate will be the size of a basketball, and you'll realize you're a statistical anomaly, but by then it'll be too late.”
    She plucked a carton of tofu from the cooler and dropped it into the shopping cart.
    “I don't want it,” Tommy said.
    “Don't be silly. You're never too young to start taking care of yourself.”
    She grabbed the front of the cart and pulled it along the aisle, forcing him to keep pace with her, so he didn't have an opportunity to return the tofu to the cooler.
    Hurrying after her, he said, “What do you care whether I wake up twenty years from now with a prostate the size of Cleveland?”
    “We're both human beings, aren't we? What kind of person would I be if I didn't care what happens to you?”
    “You don't really know me,” he said.
    “Sure I do. You're Tuong Tommy.”
    “Tommy Phan.”
    “That's right.”
    “At the checkout station, Tommy insisted on paying. After all, you wouldn't have a broken window or all the mess in the van if not for me.”
    “Okay,” she said, as he took out his wallet, “but just because you're paying for some plumbing tape and paper towels doesn't mean I have to sleep with you.”
    Chip Nguyen would have replied instantly and with a playful witticism that would have charmed her, because in addition to being a damn fine private detective, he was a master of romantic repartee. Tommy, however, blinked stupidly at Del, racked his brain, but could think of nothing to say.
    If he could just sit down at his computer for a couple of hours and polish up a few gems of dialogue, he would develop some repartee that would have Ms. Deliverance Payne begging for mercy.
    “You're blushing,” she said, amused.
    “I am not.”
    “Yes, you are.”
    “No, I'm not.”
    Del turned to the cashier, a middle-aged Hispanic woman wearing a tiny gold crucifix on a gold chain at her throat, and said, “Is he blushing or isn't he?”
    The cashier giggled. “He's blushing.”
    “Of course he is,” said Del.
    “He's cute when he blushes,”