Ms. Beard Is Weird!

like . . . oh no !
    There’s a helicopter following me!
    It’s from the TV news!
    They’re pointing big searchlights at me!
    It’s getting lower!
    What am I gonna do?
    Help! The helicopter is landing on my head !

About the Author and Illustrator
    Dan Gutman has written many weird books for kids. He lives in New Jersey (a very weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. You can visit him on his weird website at www.dangutman.com.
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    Jim Paillot lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn’t that weird? You can visit him on his weird website at www.jimpaillot.com.
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Copyright
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    My Weirder School #5: Ms. Beard Is Weird!
    Text copyright © 2012 by Dan Gutman
    Illustrations copyright © 2012 by Jim Paillot
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    Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available.
    ISBN 978-0-06-204210-1 (lib. bdg.) — ISBN 978-0-06-204209-5 (pbk.)
    Epub Edition © MAY 2012 ISBN: 9780062042118
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